If you’re so funny, then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you’re so clever, then why are you on your own tonight?
If you’re so very entertaining, why are you on your own tonight?
If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight? 

But no more apologies
No more, no more apologies
Oh, I’m too tired
I’m so sick and tired
And I’m feeling very sick and ill today
But I’m still fond of you

i think i can rely on you

and yet you start to recoil